I don't know who you are, but I might know what you want. If you’re looking to hire me, let me tell you—I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have honed over a decade-and-a-half-long career. Skills that can turn me into a nightmare for the products you own. If you hire me now, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you hire me!